Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Engineer Song


Ohhh! I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day.
I drink my Jolt, I write some code, give up and surf the Web.
I download dirty pictures, and bill for that instead.


Ohhh! I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day.


I like Dilbert, I read sci-fi, and speak in Python quotes.
I like to code in UNIX. Powerbuilder is for dolts!


Ohhh! I'm an engineer and I'm well paid. 
I code all night and I sleep all day.


I eat fast food, I watch Star Trek, and fill myself with beer. 
I wish I had a girlie, 'cause my papa thinks I'm queer.


Ohhh! I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day.


The perks are great, they treat me well, 'cause they think I work sooo hard!
They're sending me to the COMDEX on the corporate credit card!


Ohhh...I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day!


I have no grace or social sense. Don't own a suit or tie.
My idea of witty discourse is querying EMACS vs. VI.


Ohhh...I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day!


I surfed too long, downloaded too much, ended up with a virus, you see.
Not the social type that you might think, but one on my PC.


Ohhh! I'm an engineer and I'm well paid.
I code all night and I sleep all day.

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